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It's been weeks and the dust has finally settled over Hellfire Citadel. As you may have been able to tell from our progress bar we killed Archimonde a few weeks ago. It's been a long bumpy road for us to get to the point where we actually finished all end game content on our relaxed schedule. We went from 51st guild on this server last expansion to 11th on the server this expansion, and we have our sites set on bigger goals in Legion. I thought it would be neat to walk people through what it's like to progress on and eventually kill an end game Mythic boss in World of Warcraft. Granted we didn't kill him before most of us had maxed out rings or 10 more item levels but for the things we had to do to get here (Mostly talking about logathil working the glory holes at his local Tim horton's for recruits here.) I'm pretty proud of our guys and girl. So without Farther adieu I present to you:

What a raid leader sees when progressing on Mythic Archimonde

This was my field of view for attempt 50 or so:

Pull 50

No one expects to kill a Mythic boss that early and we had made pretty good progress with our chosen strategy. Things were looking up!

Here we have a shot of roughly our 150th pull or so, keep in mind this is a rough guess as it's all a bit hazy.

Pull 150

I bleeped out my chat box because I don't want my mom to see the terrible things I started writing in officer chat. We hit a few snags and did not learn the first 2 phases as well as I had hoped. But surely things would turn around soon!

Here is a look at roughly pull 250 or so:

Pull 250

My doctor says loss of vision due to sudden spikes in blood pressure is totally normal so I was sure this was fine. I mean any pull now we are gonna kill this guy he's not even that hard we have rings and upgrades right?

Pull 270:

Pull 270

SON OF A MOTHER FU....What where am I? This isn't third grade math class.

Pull 279(ish)


As you can see killing raid bosses is really fun and carefree. If I don't have a heart attack before Legion we are going to be really fucking good though. Winnie is going to main a poopmonster tank, logs is going to get off his knees at that terrible coffee shop, and Art is going to stop getting hammered while trying to build a new computer. Mclovin might even learn to paladin if he can take some time off from his busy movie schedule.

I got the first mount, and in true classy raid leader fashion I went and stood in everyone's way in warspear for two hours drunkenly telling them about how great the deadpool movie was.




Datsyuk We have a facebook group?
Azrael Hilarious. My field of vision was looking similar, though blurred with tears of despair. Also, "I'm pretty...


Pins a posted Jan 31, 16  -  12/13MDirty Hobo SocksMythic MannorothPoopgateTruthWinnies BMs

This is where I would normally talk about stuff or say hi to my mom. (Hi mom) but instead of that I'm just going to let the story unfold. So grab some popcorn and prepare to have your mind blown by the true meaning of Christmas...?


We are working on Archimonde now, unless Winnie can figure out a way to eat him too. BTW we still recruit excellent players with a sense of humor. 

Pins a Are you trying to say this is not 100% accurate?!?
Denethore FYI I have never played LoL during raid time.

For those of you who don't have the chance to raid with Bladesong you should know something about us. We like Pizza. If you don't like pizza your probably letting the terrorists win. You know whats better than a pizza though? A Pizza cake. No I'm not talking about your cousin susan's start up bakery's lame 4 layer cake with so much fondant slathered on top of it your basically eating hard plastic. I'm talking about a cake made out of pizzas. I know what you're thinking this can't be real, and I thought the same thing until the internet showed me the way.Ever since we found out it was real Winnie has had a not so secret obsession with it. I'm happy to say here at Bladesong we make dreams come true.....

Mythic Xhul

Completely unrelated note we killed Mythic Xhul'Hooka or something. Two bosses to go!  We are still looking for talented DPS who want to murder the legion.

Zathien Rampaaaage!
Winniethemoo Me time is actually Me and my Pizza Cake boner time.

We apparently took an unannounced two month break from real raiding thanks to some turnover. Like a bad episode of the walking dead we just refuse to die though. Speaking of dying (Sweet internet segway)

You know what boss use to be hard but isn't anymore? Tyrant on mythic. Who knew adding 10 item levels and a months worth of ring upgrades would make her such a pansy. She's dead. I think it took us 2 or 3 attempts.

Speaking of 10 ilvl upgrades....


I don't know how he does it, but I know it's probably true. We are still looking for DPS! We have 2-3 spots available if you are a good player looking to finish up this tier and beyond let me or any of the other officers know! 


Also McLovin has a thing for clowns. More on this when we kill Xhul shortly....

Nelthar Can we please know in advance this time?
Fritts o Wait till you see what is in my mailbox for Legion!?

Hello there. Just a heads up to any interested players that frequent our website. Bladesong is now aggressively recruiting for ALL classes and roles. We are looking for 5-6 solid raiders that can make 90% or more of our raids, have a good attitude, and know your classes well. We would prefer people with some mythic experience if possible please feel free to apply on the site, or shoot pins, logathil, or stru a tell in game anytime!


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