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The source of the recent cold weather outburst in the United States was traced back to Bladesong. Scientists have confirmed by putting out the Blast Furnace they have caused a "polar vortex" to form. Welcome to the day after tomorrow assholes. I hope you're real proud of yourselves.

Nismo tried to get a handy from the dead elemental. His dick fell off. R.I.P. Mexico 

I wanted to give a special shout out to Blizzard for allowing us to spam them with tweets every 20 seconds when we loot a green item. 6.1 SO GOOD! 

Strudel a The ice stone is melting!
Bagels a Its okay. Us, Canadians will survive the cold.

We had been wiping on Iron Maiden Heroic for a few days. For those of you not yet to that point let me just say the 9-10 minutes it takes to get them down to 20% and start the real fight is a joy to repeat over and over again. For those of you not yet familiar with sarcasm you are super good looking and smart. But I digress..... We tried a number of strategies that just didn't work for us, and although this didn't end up getting us the kill Orca Team 6 was my favorite.

What like you haven't done some cosplay? 

After blubbering them to death didn't work out we changed the kill order, I yelled a lot, people focused, and we actually killed them. I'm posting the kill shot because unlike the majority of bosses before this, Iron Maidens actually feels pretty heroic. I'm really looking forward to seeing them on mythic. Again if you have not been introduced to sarcasm your getting a master course right here, you devilishly cute smarty pants you! But I post more pretty pictures...

We wore three girls out at the same time, that's what I'm talkin' about.

Now we are going to start working on heroic blast furnace which we have all been really looking forward to almost as much as our girlfriends getting us fleshlights for valentines day. We really are living in a dream world. Unicorn Poop.

The only boss we killed in week one that was probably worth a screenshot:

 

No you touch my bellybutton!

We have been working our way through heroic and I expect we will have a few more screenshot worthy kills soon. If not I will just start posting pictures of the terrible players I will remove from the guild instead! It's really a win win for me. It's the necromonger way.

 

P.S. - Tectus if you are reading this go fuck yourself.

As predicted, my guild hates me. No sooner did I update the website then they killed another mythic boss. 24 attempts and an almost flawless kill. Next raid week (of 7.5 hours, because we are super hard core) The goal is to kill either Brakenspore or Tectus, and since I'm making this update one of them will probably die. I'm going to post a picture of the kill, but as Photobucket has taken to randomly censoring my photos it might just be a giant penis to fuck with them... view at your own risk. 


This picture is a Giant Penis, you should clearly ban it.

If I'm being totally honest the first two bosses of highmaul we have killed on mythic were pretty easy. We did do a few pull's on Braken and he seems a good deal more involved. I'm looking forward to continuing to make other guilds who spend far more time on raiding look bad in the near future. I'm not looking forward to the updates though. Fuck you guys.

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Pins a posted Jan 5, 15  -  Hobo stab insuranceKargathMythic HighmaulNaked BagelsWoD
Last week was another short raid week for us. Instead of wasting it clearing heroic again we decided to clear heroic again....I'm a terrible raid leader. We killed Mythic Kargath too. It took longer to photoshop this pict...take this screenshot than it did to kill him. 

Internet censorship for the win

You are probably wondering why I bothered to post this since no one except my mom cares that we are 1/7M now. You have a fair point clever internet user, and your implied wit has cut me like a hot knife through paper mache.  So I'm just going to level with you. I only made this post because I'm in a guild full of assholes who insist I update the website only to kill new shit the next week and make me update again. So really I am only posting because if I don't we wont kill new mythic bosses for weeks, bring on the bodies assholes.
Parfaits x That heroic Butcher picture....I C WAT U DID THUR!
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