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As predicted, my guild hates me. No sooner did I update the website then they killed another mythic boss. 24 attempts and an almost flawless kill. Next raid week (of 7.5 hours, because we are super hard core) The goal is to kill either Brakenspore or Tectus, and since I'm making this update one of them will probably die. I'm going to post a picture of the kill, but as Photobucket has taken to randomly censoring my photos it might just be a giant penis to fuck with them... view at your own risk. 

This picture is a Giant Penis, you should clearly ban it.

If I'm being totally honest the first two bosses of highmaul we have killed on mythic were pretty easy. We did do a few pull's on Braken and he seems a good deal more involved. I'm looking forward to continuing to make other guilds who spend far more time on raiding look bad in the near future. I'm not looking forward to the updates though. Fuck you guys.


Pins a posted Jan 5, 15  -  Hobo stab insuranceKargathMythic HighmaulNaked BagelsWoD
Last week was another short raid week for us. Instead of wasting it clearing heroic again we decided to clear heroic again....I'm a terrible raid leader. We killed Mythic Kargath too. It took longer to photoshop this pict...take this screenshot than it did to kill him. 

Internet censorship for the win

You are probably wondering why I bothered to post this since no one except my mom cares that we are 1/7M now. You have a fair point clever internet user, and your implied wit has cut me like a hot knife through paper mache.  So I'm just going to level with you. I only made this post because I'm in a guild full of assholes who insist I update the website only to kill new shit the next week and make me update again. So really I am only posting because if I don't we wont kill new mythic bosses for weeks, bring on the bodies assholes.
Parfaits x That heroic Butcher picture....I C WAT U DID THUR!
We have been building up our roster and trying to get to mythic highmaul since the raid hit several weeks ago. We were faced with a problem this week with the holidays coming up. People wouldn't be able to make it most of the week so we decided to go into heroic and try and grab as much gear as possible to help with Heroic Impregnator next week. In typical Bladesong fashion we managed to screw up the plan. 

By clearing the whole zone on heroic in one raid night. Not bad for a first kill.

Show us your boobs!

We are still looking to fill a few slots *wink wink* for Mythic. Need dat ranged dps doe. Movin' on up!

I don't think this quote requires any explanation.

Get it? Because Cat's another word for...nevermind.

My first Warlords raid post! We only got 2 days in the zone last week and most of what we killed didn't feel screenshot worthy. We killed everything we killed last week in short order and started working on Heroic modes tonight. We finally have our first heroic boss that felt like a heroic down. 


19k DPS or GTFO

PRO TIP: Don't assign melee to the ranged group. You can have that tip for free, the next one costs $50 for 30 minutes, $75 If your friends watch. 

We were using this fight to gauge how prepared we are for later heroics and I feel like we are in pretty good shape for the second week of new content. More heroic kills will be coming soon! We have our eyes set on Mythic and still have a few DPS spots open for exceptional players. I know everyone says exceptional players but I mean do 19k DPS and don't stand in stuff or don't apply exceptional players. 

This post would have been funny but I don't have anything to drink. Maybe next week I'll get hammered and write everyone a short story about Tectus and Brakenspores forbidden love. Hint: It involves Braken putting his shrooms in things. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!
Bagels a Damn it Pins. Bagels doesn't hate you... Bagels can't hate you. :(
Machomanran LOL! i love how my character just looks like a silhouette of a person yay us! ...
It's a few days into Warlords and we have our first level 100's. After about 30 hours of fighting 7000 person queues, random DCs, and buggy garrisons we have 3 people that managed to make it. Congrats to Lances on being our first level 100, and winner of my hard earned 10k. For those of you who have not been able to experience gameplay in WoD I thought I'd show you an action shot:

At least its not 7000 people this time? ...I've said that.

That's pretty much what 60% of the game looks like right now. I'm sure Blizzard is hard at work getting things fixed but for now its still pretty slow going. What I will say about Warlords is I think they have outdone themselves as far as questing, character models, mob models, garrisons, and the world as a whole. I can see this being the best expansion Blizzard has ever made if they can get the issues with servers fixed and I am pretty excited about it. I will update again in a few weeks when we start dropping bosses~
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